9/16/08

If I were supreme dicatator, I would declare a moratorium on use of the following terms/phrases, unless one uttering the term/phrase is actually describing people/situations which render the phrase accurate or meaningful. Some of these used to be good analogies, but overruse has worn them out. Others just make no friggin' sense at all ...

"throw under the bus" (for use only when someone has actually thrown someone else under a bus)

"rock star" (for use only when talking about actual rock stars, such as David Lee Roth)

"come to Jesus moment" (for use only when someone has actually come to Jesus; usage in a spiritual sense is allowed.)

"diva" (similar to "rock star;" for use only when talking about female opera stars)

"literally" (PROPER: "She literally let the cat out of the bag when she opened the knapsack and a cat came out. IMPROPER: "There are literally thousands of people at the Cardinals game today." Literally is not an amplifier, okay people?)

Any others that I'm missing? What would your word/phrase moratorium include?

[I notice that Achewood covered another pet peeve of mine pretty well on Friday. (Refer to last panel.)]

6 comments:

numberoneinheaven said...

Please add:

1. supermodel
2. cum, meaning "with," as in "rockstar-cum-diva" or however it's used.

In addition, please banish these horrible bastardizations:

1. "supposably"
2. irregardless
3. "in lieu of" when you really mean "in light of"

Also, can you please mandate that everyone wear jammies or sweat pants to work? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

"Be that as it may..."
"Having said that..."
"At the end of the day..." UNLESS it really IS at the end of the day.
Newscasters who offer to "break it down" for me.
Any other worthless, valueless phrase that doesn't add substace to a statement.

MOM

matty lite said...

"Speaking as a _____, blah-dee-dah-dah-dah..."

"Whilst" unless you are British.

"Utilize" when "use" would do just fine.

Saying "an history" unless you are that one kind of British where they don't say the H on the front of words, and you 'aven't studied with 'enry 'iggins.

"Actually it was quite good." (this phrase just comes out of assholes' mouths too often)

Matthew Frederick said...

What comes out of mouths' assholes?

Meg said...

"In and of itself" just drives me bonkers.

"Obsessed" for just liking something, but not having an obsession.

kg said...

"You know what I mean?" Yes, I believe I do given we both speak English.

"Awholenother" Pretty sure that word is just "another" or perhaps "something entirely different."

Ditto on "at the end of the day".