"Get the government out of my way and let me do my thang! I can handle it! Hooray unfettered capitalism! Yeeeehawwwww! I am a financial genius!

Oops. Uh. I love you, government! You are the best and, well, I need $85 billion from you like right friggin' now or else I'm in some big big trouble. I swear I'm good for it. Really. Don't leave me hanging, bro. And, yeah I already asked around but nobody else wants to loan me the dough."

[Government goes to ATM machine and returns with wad of bills.]

"Cool. Thanks, dude. Seriously, I won't do this kinda thing again. One time thing, bro. Honest.

You're the best."