2/17/09

In the tradition of my learned and respected colleague ...

Joaquin Phoenix is lame.

That's all there is to it.

3 comments:

e said...

i don't think there were any goofballs involved. i think he was acting. can't tell if the hiphop thing is real or not. he can rap, but he's not very good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieYeCudbQ8

also, how awesome are the made-up words blogger uses for verification. i love them. if i ever make an album, i'm going to use one of them as the title.

matty lite said...

When are they gonna make the River Phoenix story starring Joaquin Phoenix as River Phoenix and Corey Haim as Corey Feldman and Michael Douglas as Michael Sheen? Also Michael Keaton as Alex P. Keaton.

crocstu

Matthew Frederick said...

e: i agree that it was an act. very contrived, and an inconsiderate piece of contrivance if you think about it.

matty lite: ... and corey feldman as morton feldman.