Ouch! I got a black eye last night. It wasn't in a bar fight or anything cool like that. Instead, I was waiting in my car at a stop sign when some angry dude in a muscle shirt came up to my car and punched me in the eye. I high-tailed it the heck outta there. So, I can't even answer with "you should see the other guy" when people say to me "ooo, that black eye looks bad."My last year of law school starts Monday. Maybe I should wear sunglasses to class.
Maybe I look like a badass now.
Or not.
2 comments:
Matthew! Apparently, the mean streets of Springfield have never been meaner. Hope you're ok! Good luck this semester. Summer went by too fast.
You shouldn't have admitted that you can't even say "you should see what happened to the other guy," because you just blew a great chance to actually say that. If I knew how to italicize comments, I would italicize "you should see what happened to the other guy." And the emphasis it would have brought would have been awesome.
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